Some Rocking TDM DME at MGO with Panties LOL pwnig

El Über-defensor de la libertad de expresión y abolición de la censura me ha censurado un par de videos en el Youtube, menos mal que tengo a mano al video Psycho-Panties para que me haga de escudo humano ¿pero a donde vas? xDDDD
Lo que mas me gusta es la carcajada que se pega justo al final de la ronda
XDDDDDDDDDDD ¡¡¡Brutaaaalll!!!

Some Rocking TDM DME at MGO with Panties 2nd Round +spwncamp

Gran TDM con Psycho-Panties medio escondido pero haciendolo mejor que yo!!!!
que en este segundo round sufro los ''spawncampeos'' de los facilmente irritables noob-losers xDDDDDDDDDD!!!! ¡¡¡Muy bien jugada!!! y como es costumbre aderezado con un poco de Rock and Roll de la mano de Zappatones (el artista que te censura los videos del Youtube XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Do the rambow one more time MGO TSNE INFE

Mi segundo escenario favorito para INFE TSNE, casi, no lo conseguimos, buena y mala suerte a tandas iguales, pero al final mucho tipo junto y algun que otro cegato me terminan dando la merecida victoria, ¿o no? LOL XDDDDDDDD



FF MGO INFE TSNE

Psycho-Panties save my ass twice in a round MGO TSNE INFE

Tener un hombre de confianza siempre ayuda a llevar las cosas algo mejor, si encima tiene intuición y ganas de cooperar puedes terminar hasta ganando, tambien ayudan los teamkillers en el equipo contrario LOL, pero lo que esta claro es que sin la ayuda de Psycho-Panties no la hubieran metido doblada LOL one more time!!!!!



NOT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

MesalRambo´loleo pwning noobs 3 kills LOL TSNE INFE MGO

Pwnwamiento de Noobatos en el MGO a primera hora de la mañana o el enfrentamiento contra mancos y ciegos numero dos, ¡¡hay que ver como está el patio!! el patio está que arde!!!! jajaja

Feeling like rambow + Snake Eater japanese version

Aquí seguimos un dia mas en la jungla, adjuntando la banda sonora original del Metal Gear 3 pero cantada en Japones, un temazo como la copa de un pino, en el video se puede observar como despues de estar un minuto y medio sin encontrarme con enemigos me decido a entrar en la casa y empezar a hacer ruido, no muero creo que por casualidad, pero que mas dará el resultado es espectacular.



The First Bite disk. The CD was given out as a promo for MGS3 pre-orders in Japan!

Pwneando Noobs a base de bien

pwneando mancos y ciegos, un visto y no visto, mas que un multiplayer parece un VR training jajaja



Jungle Luck "blind ppl" MGO INFE TSNE

MGO saved by luck or how to die but win the match ''amazing 2nd Round''

Sintiendome cual Rambo en la jungla, divertido opening con dos tipos cayendo en la misma trampa y agenciandome las muertes gracias a mi extrema rapidez, LOL, tanto me emociono, que me da por robar el pollo y salir corriendo, así que me matan, pero lo mejor es lo de mi compañero de equipo salvando la partida y el nivel de aquí, un servidor jajaja



MGO saved by luck or how to die but win the match ''amazing 2nd Round'' TSNE INFE

GT5 Demo First Try Normal 120

No se por qué, pero de los dos cohes que dan en la demo, es el mas indomable al que de momento le saco mas partido, debe de ser el vicio que tengo al MX5 o al Viper



Lo de 120 a estas horas debe de ser un sueño, que mas dará!!! jajaja

GT5 Demo First Try Tunned 175

Ahora debo de ser el numero 600 pero lo buenos de esta chorrada esque estaba jugando a la hora y media de salir la demo en la store, por lo tanto el record no es que sea muy valido.



Espero darle caña mañana sabado y superar este desastre jajaja

Do a good job + Rock&Roll them all MGO INFE TSNE AA

Sin duda, unos de mis grandes momentos en este singular juego de acción ''made in'' Konami, solamente superado por cuando acuchille a tres tipos de un solo mandoble, dichosos los ojos de mi amigo el Dany que lo vió en directo y lo supo disfrutar, solo que esta vez se trata de 3 Headshots y 2 acuchillamientos de un solo mandoble y... todo ello aconpañado por un Rock&Roll de ''buenrollito'' a.k.a. Jumpin' Johnny by (Chunk Raspberry) MGS3 OST



Tip of the day: Make a good use of you surroundings

Crazy draw part one and two

Una partidilla con el primo rusher y el primo rambo, que al final, ni el rambo era tan rambo, ni el rusher se come una rosca, al final es un mano a mano entre dos campers, que se hacen mutuamente la puñeta y se ofrecen regalos pero sea como sea, son los que terminan scoreando.

Crazy draw part one "This is a solo mission'' MGO TSNE INFE



Best pwn ever LOL, GG, MagNOOB, GG LOL

Crazy draw part two "Noob Team = Epic Fail'' MGO TSNE INFE



pese a mi gran opening, nos la meten doblada

Pero bueno..., lo que está claro es que esta zona es la mismisima muerte!!!!!!!

Mesalgear36 MGO TSNE INFE AA

Ambush Alley, si hay un mapa en el que segun entras a la pantalla donde se espera a que empieze la partida ya hay gente spameando ''noob map ever'' o ''worst mgo map'' es este, cuatro pasillos largos, dos tejados y muchos, pero muchos recovecos, hacen de el el sitio ideal para un camper metalguero con ganas de liarla y ponerse a dejar revistas en los sitios mas chungos y matar a cuchillo, eso sí, siempre despues del obligado HS, lo que es igual a muchos muchos puntos.



buen equipo..., con 5 minutos tenemos para dominar 2 rounds y nos sobra.

Los speeches raros de The Boss en MGS3 SE

The Boss' Confession




The Boss ''more quotes''

* Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil.

* People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times.

* Sooner or later, your conscience is going to bother you. In the end, you have to choose whether you're going to live as a soldier, or just another man with a gun.

* Which will it be, Jack? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose.

Opening the Watchmen ''no bad at all'' ; )

Nuevas ID's portatiles de PSN

Todas las cuentas de usuario de es.playstation han sido actualizadas con nuevas características. Combinando estas con con las cuentas de PlayStation Network, ahora se puede cambiar tus preferencias de recepción de correos, registrar tu consola o participar en sorteos.

Desde es.playstation.com accede a PSN e inicia sesión introduciendo tu PlayStation Network ID y contraseña. Desde ahí se puede ver que amigos están conectados en tiempo real y ver a que título están jugando, crear una ID portátil oficial para mostrar a tus amigos tus juegos favoritos.

Future Fantasy VII ''La Pera'' XD

Fiuturu Fantajī Sebun :)



















o de cuando un Fake o fan art supera a cualquier intento de la propia Square por ofrecernos un remake del mitico FFVII.

Metal Gear Online Scene Expansion Trailer

El conejo sangrante del Silent Hill 3 y la mascara de Hockey le dan un rollo Manhunt muy interesante!!!!!
y lo de que las chicas puedan poner ''tontos'' a los tios..., un detalle muy realista
jajajajaja

Snake smoke dope jpg lol lol lol

Pues eso..., que para ser un Snake de la pradera, hay que fumarse unos buenos porrascazos.















No salga ni entre de casa o del juego sin estar usted mas fumado que Bob Marley visitando a los Stones.


o si no..., luego pasa lo que pasa XD

Taller de manualidades: Metal Gear Box

Best chiptune ever available on MGO

Bueno.... available y ya de paso muy pero que muy bailable.




The Boss: One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle. I'll give you ten minutes. In ten minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than ten minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

Valkyria Chronicles

(戦場のヴァルキュリア -Gallian Chronicles-, Senjō no Varukyuria -Gallian Chronicles)















































Pues eso, despues de una sequia de unos cinco años (sequia rolera quise ''dicir'')nos llega un juegazo como la copa de un pino, y es que los tiempos adelantan que es una barbaridad pero de vez en cuando tenemos que recrearnos con algo clasico y eso es lo que nos brinda Valkyria Chronicles, un juego un poco vetusto que esta a medio camino entre el Kessen y el Ring of red, sin olvidarnos de sagas como Front Mission, ambientado en un universo steampunk como el que nos presento Katsuhiro Otomo con Steamboy o la famosa serie mangaka Sherlock Holmes.

Un rato dificil, cosa que es de agradecer y sin traducir lo cual agradezco mucho mas, si aparte de jugar aprendes...., pues mejor para tí.

Ademas me costó 44 euros simplemente por tener paciencia.

Una bendición.

U don't need a new Playstation 3

This is one of the best songs ever.

Mesaru36 PSN ID!!! ''saru no uta''

Todas las cuentas de usuario de es.playstation han sido actualizadas con nuevas características. Combinando estas con con las cuentas de PlayStation Network, ahora se puede cambiar tus preferencias de recepción de correos, registrar tu consola o participar en sorteos.

Desde es.playstation.com accede a PSN e inicia sesión introduciendo tu PlayStation Network ID y contraseña. Desde ahí se puede ver que amigos están conectados en tiempo real y ver a que título están jugando, crear una ID portátil oficial para mostrar a tus amigos tus juegos favoritos y tomar parte en los eventos que más se adecuen a ti, echándole un vistazo a nuestro calendario.

Solid Snake o Hideo Kojima?

"Life isn't just about passing on your genes.
We can leave behind much more than just DNA.
Through speech, music, literature and movies...
what we've seen, heard, felt
...anger, joy and sorrow...
these are the things I will pass on.

That's what I live for.
We need to pass the torch,
and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light.
We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with.

The human race will probably come to an end some time,
and new species may rule over this planet.
Earth may not be forever,
but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can.

Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing."
Solid Snake-- Metal Gear Solid 2

MGO Meme expansion video

¿Algien sigue dudando de si pagar o no 10 eurillos?
a mi este video me demuestra que esta expansion merece la pena,
pisadas en la nieve, escenarios muy realistas y cortes de pelo post-modernos,
por no hablar del pique entre ''Oceloto'' y ''Sneku''.

MGO new rank ''panda'' XD XD

Hell yeah.

Los ranks del MGO PS3

oioioi!!!



Title
Description
How to Get















Tarantula
Large amount of Team Kills
???

Road Runner
Run the majority of the time
???


Grasshopper
Stick to crawling the majority of the time
???

GA-KO
Prefers Rescue rules
???

Chameleon
Prefers Team Sneaking rules
???

Eagle
Headshot Master
Perform Headshots(?)


Rat
Often Gets Stuck in Traps
Get Caught in Traps(?)

Jaws
Knife Master
Use Knife a lot(?)

Sloth
Highly Susceptible to Headshots
Get Shot in Head(?)

Bear
???
Perform CQC(?)

Bee
Scanning Master
Perform S.Plug Scans(?)

Crocodile
High Kill Count
Good Kill/Death Ratio(?)

Pigeon
Prefers Not to Kill
Non-Lethal Attacks(?)

Tortoise
Often Uses Cardboard Box
Use Cardboard Box(?)

Flying Squirrel
High Number of Rolls
Roll a lot(?)

Kerotan
Prefers Capture Rules
Play Capture a lot(?)

Snake
Prefers Sneaking Rules
Play Sneaking a lot(?)

Water Bear
High Survival Rate
Survive a lot(?)

Night Owl
Often Wears ENVG
Wear ENVG Often(?)

El ácrata barbudo y franco mason

Mijaíl Bakunin (Михаил Александрович Бакунин)


Mijaíl Alexándrovich Bakunin fue un conocido ácrata barbudo y franco mason y su filosofia puede relacionarse directamente con el hecho de que DHARMA investigaba la posibilidad de una "sociedad utópica".

Citas atribuídas

* "Ni dios, ni amo".

* "Todo lo que vive tiende a realizarse en la plenitud de su ser. El hombre, ser vivo y pensante al mismo tiempo, para realizarse debe ante todo conocerse."

* "Algún día el yunque, cansado de ser yunque, pasará a ser martillo."

* "Basta un amo en el cielo para que haya mil en la tierra." Socialismo, y antiteologismo

* "Amantes y envidiosos de la libertad humana, y considerándola como la condición absoluta de todo lo que adoramos y respetamos en la humanidad, doy vuelta la frase de Voltaire y digo: si dios existiese realmente, habría que hacerlo desaparecer." Dios y el Estado

* "La uniformidad es la muerte; la diversidad es la vida."

* "Yo soy libre solamente en la medida en que reconozco la humanidad y respeto la libertad de todos los hombres que me rodean."

* "El Estado es un inmenso cementerio al que van enterrarse todas las manifestaciones de la vida individual."

* "Si no hubiera sido inventada la sociedad, el hombre hubiera seguido siendo una bestía salvaje, o, lo que viene a ser lo mismo, un santo."

* "Hasta en las democracias más puras, como los Estados Unidos y Suiza una minoría privilegiada detenta el poder contra la mayoría esclavizada."

* "Los Estados poderosos sólo pueden sostenerse por el crimen. Los Estados pequeños sólo son virtuosos porque son débiles."

* "El Estado es un mecanismo históricamente temporal, una forma transitoria de sociedad."

* "Libertad sin socialismo es privilegio e injusticia; Socialismo sin libertad es esclavitud y brutalidad."

* "La pasión por la destrucción es también la pasión creativa."

* "La educación de los militares, desde el soldado raso hasta las más altas jerarquías,les convierte necesariamente en enemigos de la sociedad civil y el pueblo. Incluso su uniforme, con todos esos adornos ridículos que distinguen los regimientos y los grados, todas esas tonterías infantiles que ocupan buena parte de su existencia y les haría parecer payasos si no estuvieran siempre amenazantes, todo ello les separa de la sociedad. Ese atavío y sus mil ceremonias pueriles, entre las que transcurre la vida sin más objetivo que entrenarse para la matanza y la destrucción, serían humillantes para hombres que no hubieran perdido el sentimiento de la dignidad humana. Morirían de vergüenza si no hubieran llegado, mediante una sistemática perversión de ideas, a hacerlo fuente de vanidad.La obediencia pasiva es su mayor virtud. Sometidos a una disciplina despótica, acaban sintiendo horror de cualquiera que se mueva libremente. Quieren imponer a la fuerza la disciplina brutal, el orden estúpido del que ellos mismos son víctimas."

* "La libertad, la moralidad y la dignidad humana del individuo consisten precisamente en que haga el bien no porque esté forzado a hacerlo, sino porque libremente lo conciba, lo quiera y lo ame."

* "Libertad política sin igualdad económica es una pretensión, un fraude, una mentira; y los trabajadores no quieren mentiras."

* "No se puede amar el servicio militar sin detestar al pueblo."

* "Donde comienza el Estado termina la libertad del individuo, y viceversa"

* "Un Jefe en el Cielo es la mejor excusa para un jefe en la tierra, es por eso que si un Dios existiera, tendría que ser abolido."

* "Yo revierto la frase de Voltaire, y digo esto, si Dios realmente existiese, sería necesario abolirlo." Dios Y el Estado Cap. II (1876)

* "Soy un amante fanático de la libertad, considero que es la única condición bajo la cual la inteligencia, la dignidad y la felicidad humana pueden desarrollarse y crecer; no la libertad puramente formal concedida, delimitada y regulada por el Estado, un eterno engaño que en realidad no representa otra cosa que el privilegio de algunos fundado en la esclavitud del resto; no la libertad individualista, egoísta, mezquina y ficticia ensalzada por la Escuela de J.J. Rousseau y otras escuelas del liberalismo burgués, que entiende que el Estado, limitando los derechos de cada uno, representa la condición de posibilidad de los derechos de todos, una idea que por necesidad conduce a la reducción de los derechos de cada uno a cero. No, yo me refiero a la única clase de libertad que merece tal nombre, la libertad que consiste en el completo desarrollo de todas las capacidades materiales, intelectuales y morales que permanecen latentes en cada persona; libertad que no conoce más restricciones que aquellas que vienen determinadas por las leyes de nuestra propia naturaleza individual, y que no pueden ser consideradas propiamente restricciones, puesto que no se trata de leyes impuestas por un legislador externo, ya se halle a la par o por encima de nosotros, sino que son inmanentes e inherentes a nosotros mismos, constituyendo la propia base de nuestro ser material, intelectual y moral: no nos limitan sino que son las condiciones reales e inmediatas de nuestra libertad."

* "Yo no soy ni un sabio ni un filósofo, ni siquiera un escritor de oficio. He escrito muy poco en mi vida y solamente lo he hecho, por decirlo así, a pelo, cuando una convicción apasionada me forzaba a vencer mi repugnancia instintiva contra toda exhibición de mi propio yo en público. ¿Quién soy yo, pues? y ¿qué es lo que me impulsa ahora a publicar este trabajo? Yo soy un buscador apasionado de la verdad y un enemigo, no menos apasionado, de las ficciones desgraciadas con que el partido del orden, ese representante oficial, privilegiado e interesado en todas las torpezas religiosas, metafísicas, políticas, jurídicas, económicas y sociales, presentes y pasadas, pretende servirse, todavía hoy, para dominar y esclavizar al mundo. Yo soy un amante fanático de la libertad, a la que considero como el único medio, en el seno de la cual pueden desarrollarse y agrandarse la inteligencia, la dignidad y la felicidad de los hombres... La libertad que consiste en el pleno desarrollo de todas las potencias materiales, intelectuales y morales que se encuentran latentes en cada uno... Yo entiendo esta libertad como algo que, lejos de ser un límite para la libertad del otro, encuentra, por el contrario, en esa libertad del otro su confirmación y su extensión al infinito; la libertad limitada de cada uno por la libertad de todos, la libertad por la solidaridad, la libertad en la igualdad; la libertad que triunfa de la fuerza bruta y del principio de autoridad, que no fue nunca más que la expresión ideal de esta fuerza... Yo soy partidario convencido de la igualdad económica y social, porque sé que, fuera de esta igualdad, la libertad, la justicia, la dignidad humana, la moralidad y el bienestar de los individuos, así como la prosperidad de las naciones no serán nunca nada más que mentiras."

* "Es soñando con lo imposible que el hombre ha realizado siempre lo posible. Los que se han conformado con lo que les parecía posible no han avanzado nunca de un solo paso."

* "Toda autoridad temporal proviene directamente de la autoridad divina o espiritual. Pero la autoridad es la negación de la libertad. Dios, o más bien la ficción de Dios, es la consacración de todas las autoridades que existen sobre la Tierra, y éstas no serán eliminadas hasta que se haya extingido la creencia en un amo celeste. [...] Si Dios existe, el hombre es esclavo ; ahora bien, el hombre puede y debe ser libre, por lo tanto Dios no existe." (Dios Y El Estado, 1876)

* "¿Se desprende de esto que rechazo toda autoridad? Lejos de mí ese pensamiento. Cuando se trata de zapatos, prefiero la autoridad del zapatero; si se trata de una casa, de un canal o de un ferrocarril, consulto la del arquitecto o del ingeniero. Para esta o la otra, ciencia especial me dirijo a tal o cual sabio. Pero no dejo que se impongan a mí ni el zapatero, ni el arquitecto ni el sabio. Les escucho libremente y con todo el respeto que merecen su inteligencia, su carácter, su saber, pero me reservo mi derecho incontestable de crítica y de control. No me contento con consultar una sola autoridad especialista, consulto varias; comparo sus opiniones, y elijo la que me parece más justa. Pero no reconozco autoridad infalible, ni aún en cuestiones especiales; por consiguiente, no obstante el respeto que pueda tener hacia la honestidad y la sinceridad de tal o cual individuo, no tengo fe absoluta en nadie. Una fe semejante sería fatal a mi razón, la libertad y al éxito mismo de mis empresas; me transformaría inmediatamente en un esclavo estúpido y en un instrumento de la voluntad y de los intereses ajenos."

* "No miremos, pues, nunca atrás, miremos siempre hacia adelante, porque adelante está nuestro sol y nuestra salvación; y si es permitido, si es útil y necesario volver nuestra vista al estudio de nuestro pasado, no es más que para comprobar lo que hemos sido y lo que no debemos ser más, lo que hemos creído y pensado, y lo que no debemos creer ni pensar más, lo que hemos hecho y lo que no debemos volver a hacer.".

* "Yo no pongo mi ignorancia en un altar y le llamo dios."

* "Todo pueblo, provincia y municipio tienen derecho ilimitado a su completa independencia, con tal que su constitución interna no amenace la independencia y la libertad del territorio vecino."´

* "Ninguna legislación tuvo otro fin que consolidar un sistema de despojo del pueblo trabajador por medio de la clase dominante."

Kojima se china ''y con razón''

Hideo Kojima: "La creatividad en los juegos está ahora en la cumbre de la crisis"
El creador de Metal Gear cuestiona la innovación de la industria.

Hideo Kojima es a los videojuegos lo que Stanley Kubrick fué al cine, un visionario sin precedentes, alguien capaz de contar historias de guerra o ultraviolencia desde el punto de vista de un antropólogo , sicólogo, sociólogo y si me apuran filósofo, y capaz de hacer un reduccionismo tal de sus ideas como para que las pueda entender, casi, casi, cualquier mortal y eso que estamos hablando de un metalenguaje, que traspasa la barrera narrador-espectador.
Si solo nos fijamos en la ''caja de cartón'', esta aparece ya en el primer Metal Gear, pero la verdad es que la innovación exponencial de cada uno de los Metal Gear, no es comparable a la de ningun otro videojuego.
y ademas, nadie se deberia de sorprender por la exposición del tema de que en el mundo de los videojuegos falta originalidad, pues esto lo podemos extender a absolutamente todo los campos de las ''Artes'', musica, cine, literatura, pintura, escultura y hasta ''los post en los blogs''.

Para ser original hace falta genialidad, y si, Kojima es un genio.

Octocammo, balas de emoción, juego en primera persona ''opcional'', MKII, i-pod ''o cambiar la musica de la fase por la que tu quieras'', el bidón ''para rodar y vomitar'', infiltración en fuego cruzado, biefrings interactivos, y que todo lo que sabias sobre los controles, los objetos, los registros, las armas o vete tu a saber, a sido revisado y reconstruido desde cero, para sorprender al mas curtido en la saga.

MGS4 como sacar el emblema BIG BOSS + passwords

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Tira tu movil por el balcón, desconecta el telefono, cierra tu casa a cal y canto, hecha la cerradura por dentro y parte la llave, pon velas, haz un pentagono con un cuchillo en el suelo, sientate en el medio, toma tranquimazines, y ponte a jugar, cuando las barbas no te dejen ni fumar sin salir ardiendo, estaras cerca de conseguir el dichoso emblema big boss. ''yo voy por foxhound''

PD: cuando sabes jugar con 0 muertes 0 continues 0 alarmas y 0 raciones.
tener una careta que hace que los enemigos salgan corriendo es un poco tonteria.

yo casi que prefiero el ranking gallina a bajarme un savedata de internet.

y estos son los passwords ''que yo no e usado''
pero el tio google te los busca en ''zerocoma''

George Unlocks "Gekko" iPod Song
thomas Unlocks "Desperate Chase" iPod Song
theodore Unlocks "Midnight Shadow" iPod Song
abraham Unlocks "Mobs Alive" iPod Song
mekakorkkk Unlock Mk. 23 handgun (SOCOM from MGS1)
mnsoymsyhn Unlocks "Mosin Nagant"
deskyhstyl Unlocks the Desert Eagle Long Barrel
1aytmmymhk Unlocks 1911 Pistol
jmsotsynrn Type 17 Pistol
aottrykmyn Altair Costume
dntkkhktmm Drebin Facecamo
mgo2play Unlocks "Subsistence Action" iPod Song
tshsniammr Unlocks Thor .45-70
pkhhnwhsjt Unlocks Patriot
skynytktjp Unlocks Scanning Plug S

Solución al no puedo jugar online a la playstation 3

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No soy informatico
pero cuando me compre la play 3
tenia NAT2 y no se con que actualización
cuando me quise dar cuenta era NAT3
mire por internet y me di cuenta de que
mi router no tenia protocolo upnp
me compre un router nuevo con dicha función
y no e vuelto a tener ningun problema
vuelvo a ser NAT2 y me deja ser host

Si tienes el gt5, mientras carga te dice que tipo de nat tienes
o si no en opciones tienes el test de conexión y hay tambien te lo dice
NAT1 seria adsl directa ''sin router'', esta configuración no da problemas, pero casi nadie la usa.
NAT2 que es un router que clona la ip a traves del protocolo upnp, esta configuración te permite crear partidas.
y por ultimo NAT3, que significa que tu ordenador tiene puertos en uso que bloquean los que necesitas para jugar con la play, usease da problemas a porrillo y no puedes jugar en condiciones.

¿que es el NAT? no lo se...
miralo de esta manera tipo 1, tipo 2, tipo 3.

aqui tengo un video de como se hace el test
y donde pone lo del protocolo upnp
y lo del tipo de NAT

''si, si, es mi consola y tal, ''tengo capturadora'', ya ire posteando videos en el blog (esto va a ser el cachondeo)
para poder hacer tu la partida en el mgo necesitarias
upnp activado
tipo de NAT 1 o 2, yo tengo 2 y me va bien

MGO and The Thirty-Six Stratagems

The Thirty-Six Stratagems




The Thirty-Six Stratagems are divided into a preface, six chapters containing six stratagems each, and an afterword that was incomplete with missing text. The first three chapters generally describe tactics for use in advantageous situations, whereas the last three chapters contain stratagems that are more suitable for disadvantageous situations. The original text of the Thirty-Six Stratagems has a laconic style that is common to Classical Chinese. Each proverb is accompanied by a short comment, no longer than a sentence or two, that explains how said proverb is applicable to military tactics. These 36 Chinese proverbs are related to 36 battle scenarios in Chinese history and folklore, predominantly of the Warring States Period and the Three Kingdoms Period.




Preface




"六六三十六，數中有術，術中有數。陰陽變理，機在其中。機不可設，設則不中。"




Chapter 1: Winning Stratagems




1. Deceive the heavens to cross the ocean (traditional Chinese: 瞞天過海; simplified Chinese: 瞒天过海; pinyin: Mán tiān guò hǎi)




The stratagem references an episode when Tang emperor Tang Gaozong balked from crossing the sea to a campaign against Koguryo. His General brought him the invitation of a wealthy peasant to supper. As the emperor entered this house, it began to shake - the General had deceivedly lured the emperor onto a ship! Upon discovering this, the emperor decided to carry on and later finished the successful campaign.




This stratagem means that you mask your real goals, thus deceiving even the emperor / heavens itself with a fake goal, until they are confronted with finished facts. Harro von Senger notes in the German-Language "Die List" that to grasp the full meaning, it would be something like "to deceive the holy virgin Mary" in the western hemisphere.




Usage



This strategy made use of the human weakness that, people eventually become unaware of common everyday activities, or events that keeps repeating itself. When this happens, it is the best moment carry out one's previously hidden true objective.
* In the Second World War, Hitler spread misinformation about a planned date for the Invasion of France, but later delayed the date. This was repeated many times, and eventually France and England grew used to the false information, and regarded all Germany planned invasions as hoaxes. Then one day, Germany invaded France with lightning speed, conquering France.
* In the Second World War, the Allies' Operation Quicksilver created a phantom army in Kent complete with fake radio chatter that diverted German attentions from real Allied armies and their intended objective of Normandy.



2. Besiege Wèi to rescue Zhào (traditional Chinese: 圍魏救趙; simplified Chinese: 围魏救赵; pinyin: Wéi Wèi jiù Zhào)




When the enemy is too strong to be attacked directly, then attack something he holds dear. Know that he cannot be superior in all things. Somewhere there is a gap in the armour, a weakness that can be attacked instead.




The origins of this proverb is from the Warring States Period. The state of Wèi attacked Zhao and laid siege to its capital Handan. Zhào turned to Qí for help, but the Qí general Sun Bin determined it would be unwise to meet the army of Wèi head on, so he instead attacked their capital at Daliang. The army of Wèi retreated in haste, and the tired troops were ambushed and defeated at the Battle of Guiling, with the Wèi general Pang Juan slain on the field. Note that this campaign is also described explicitly in the Art of War of Master Sun Bin the younger.




Usage



The idea here is to avoid a head on battle with a strong enemy, and instead strike at his weakness elsewhere. This will force the strong enemy to retreat in order to support his weakness. Battling against the now tired and low-morale enemy will give a much higher chance of success.



* In the Second Punic War at the Battle of Zama Scipio Africanus was able to defeat Hannibal's army in Italy not by facing him in the field but by destroying his power base in Spain and menacing his home city of Carthage



3. Kill with a borrowed knife (traditional Chinese: 借刀殺人; simplified Chinese: 借刀杀人; pinyin: Jiè dāo shā rén)




Attack using the strength of another (in a situation where using one's own strength is not favourable). Trick an ally into attacking him, bribe an official to turn traitor, or use the enemy's own strength against him.




Usage



The idea here is to cause damage to the enemy, by getting a 3rd party to do the deed.
* During the Three Kingdoms era, Guan Yu, one of the head generals of the Kingdom of Shu, was engaged in the Battle of Fancheng against Cao Cao. Cao Cao sent an advisor to Sun Quan to encourage him to attack and capture Jing Province. Cao Cao promised that all lands south of Yangtze River will be Sun Quan's after this act. Several weeks thereafter, the Kingdom of Wu (Sun Quan), which had secretly allied itself with the Kingdom Wei (Cao Cao), attacked Guan Yu's army at Jiangling. Sun Quan, a previous ally of the Kingdom of Shu, surprised and defeated the Shu forces there, forcing Guan Yu to lift the siege on Fancheng and retreat. During his retreat, Guan Yu was captured by Sun Quan's forces and was executed. This caused great hatred between Liu Bei and Sun Quan, and eventually the hatred led to many battles between the two states. Although Cao Cao did not live to see it, these conflicts eventually allowed the Kingdom of Wei (Cao Cao) to conquer the Kingdom of Shu Liu Bei and the Kingdom of Wu Sun Quan, allowing the Kingdom of Wei (Cao Cao) to conquer China and unify it under the rule of the Kingdom of Wei (Cao Cao).
* In 1936, Stalin began to second guess his most trusted advisors and generals. Hitler made a list of the most dangerous generals within Russia, and created an underground report regarding them selling Russian information to Germany. Many false mails between them were also made. Russian spies got hold of this detailed list of the Russian generals and the mails they had allegedly sent to Germany. 8 generals were immediately imprisoned. After a 30 minute trial, all of the generals were judged guilty of treason, and all were executed within 12 hours. When Germany and Russia engaged in combat later on, Russia had to fight without some of its best generals.



4. Substitute leisure for labour (traditional Chinese: 以逸待勞; simplified Chinese: 以逸待劳; pinyin: Yǐ yì dài láo)




It is an advantage to choose the time and place for battle. In this way you know when and where the battle will take place, while your enemy does not. Encourage your enemy to expend his energy in futile quests while you conserve your strength. When he is exhausted and confused, you attack with energy and purpose.




Usage
The idea is to have your troops well-prepared for battle, in the same time that the enemy is rushing to fight against you. This will give your troops a huge advantage in the upcoming battle, of which you will get to select the time and place.
* In the Battle of Maling, Wei had both the number and morale advantage over the Qi troops. Sun Bin ordered his Qi troops to retreat, while encouraging the Wei troops to pursue them with haste. The end result was that the Qi forces were well prepared and well located for an ambush, while the Wei forces were tired from the speedy march. The battle was really one sided due to this difference.



5. Loot a burning house (Chinese: 趁火打劫; pinyin: Chèn huǒ dǎ jié)




When a country is beset by internal conflicts, when disease and famine ravage the population, when corruption and crime are rampant, then it will be unable to deal with an outside threat. This is the time to attack.




Usage



Keep gathering internal information about an enemy. If the enemy is currently in its weakest state ever, attack it without mercy and totally destroy it to prevent future troubles.



* Before the Battle of Gaixia, both Chu and Han forces were tired from a long lasting siege. After a peace treaty, the tired Chu troops began retreating out of Han territory. Han Xin and Zhang Liang both advised to Liu Bang :"We already control half of the empire. Even within Chu, many governors favour us being the ruler, and will not give Xiang Yu support unless forced to. The Chu troops are currently tired and face serious food stortages. The heavens have decided to end Xiang Yu 's power. If we let Xiang Yu escape, it will be like keeping a tiger alive only to kill its owner later. We must strike now and end this threat." After some thinking, Liu Bang gave the order to attack Xiang Yu, and eventually ended Chu.



6. Make a sound in the east, then strike in the west (traditional Chinese: 聲東擊西; simplified Chinese: 声东击西; pinyin: Shēng dōng jí xī)




In any battle the element of surprise can provide an overwhelming advantage. Even when face to face with an enemy, surprise can still be employed by attacking where he least expects it. To do this you must create an expectation in the enemy's mind through the use of a feint.




Usage



The idea here is to get the enemy to focus his forces in a location, and then attack elsewhere which would be weakly defended.



* In 1798, Napoleon Bonaparte had planned an invasion of Egypt, but in order for his ground troops to be transported into Egypt, he would have to get through the powerful British Navy. Napoleon decided to avoid a direct confrontation during the transportation, since a defeat here would cost many lives. Napoleon informed his Mediterranean fleet that they were to join up with the fleet in the north, and attack Ireland. As a result of this news, Horatio Nelson stationed his fleet in the west of the Mediterranean, in order to block the French fleet from moving up north. Napoleon then quickly ordered his Mediterranean fleet to transport ground troops into Egypt. By the time Horatio discovered Napoleon's plans, about three weeks had passed and a large French army had gathered in Egypt. Although the French Mediterranean fleet was eventually destroyed in the Battle of the Nile, Napoleon was able to conquer Egypt with his ground troops.
* In the 1991 Gulf War the coalition through Military deception was able to convince the Iraqis that the coalition intended an amphibious attack into Kuwait and was able to fix Iraqi forces in positions that could play no effective part when the real attack came.




Chapter 2: Enemy Dealing Stratagems




7. Create something from nothing (traditional Chinese: 無中生有; simplified Chinese: 无中生有; pinyin: Wú zhōng shēng yǒu)




A plain lie. Make somebody believe there was something when there is in fact nothing.




Usage



One method of using this strategy is to create an illusion of something's existence, while it does not exist. Another method is to create an illusion that something does not exist, while it does.
* During the Battle of Fei River, Former Qin had an overwhelming manpower over Jin. But instead of backing down to defend, Jin attacked Former Qin forces early and formed wide formations, giving an illusion that Jin had the manpower to match Former Qin's forces. Fu Jiān began planning his moves in fear, and later on ordered his vast forces to back out from the river banks. The low morale Former Qin troops went into chaos, and Jin came out of the battle victorious.
* During the Battles of Yongqiu and Suiyang, the Tang soldiers in Yongqiu were running out of arrows. Zhang Xun ordered about 1,000 scarecrows to be made. At night, soldiers put their own armor onto the scarecrows, and hung them down from the Castle walls. Yan forces saw this and shot many arrows at the scarecrows, since they thought they were Tang soldiers. By the time the Yan forces found out what happened, the Tang troops had already received about 200,000 arrows. When this happened again later, Yan soldiers did not shoot one single arrow at them. But these dark figures were real Tang soldiers, who quickly attacked the sleeping Yan ranks. The vast Yin forces were forced to retreat from their position.
* In advance fee frauds, victims are lured by making them believe there was a large amount of money waiting for them ("Something") while there is in fact "Nothing".



8. Openly repair the gallery roads, but sneak through the passage of Chencang (traditional Chinese: 暗渡陳倉; simplified Chinese: 暗渡陈仓; pinyin: Àn dù chén cāng)




Deceive the enemy with an obvious approach that will take a very long time, while surprising him by taking a shortcut and sneak up to him. As the enemy concentrates on the decoy, he will miss you sneaking up to him.




The phrase originated from the Chu-Han contention, where Liu Bang retreated to the lands of Sichuan to prepare for a confrontation with Xiang Yu. Once he was fully prepared, Liu Bang sent men to openly repair the gallery roads he had destroyed earlier, while secretly moving his troops towards Guanzhong through the small town of Chencang instead. When Xiang Yu received news of Liu Bang repairing the gallery roads, he dismissed the threat since he knew the repairs would take years to complete. This allowed Liu Bang to retake Guanzhong by surprise, and eventually led to his victory over Xiang Yu and the birth of the Han Dynasty.



Usage



This tactic is an extension of the "Make a sound in the east, then strike in the west" tactic. But instead of simply spreading misinformation to draw the enemy's attention, physical baits are used to increase the enemy's certainty on the misinformation. These baits must be easily seen by the enemy, to ensure that they draw the enemy's attention. At the same time, the baits must act as if what they meant to do what they were falsely doing, to avoid drawing the enemy's suspicion.
* In 263 during the Three Kingdoms era, Deng Ai was facing off against Jiang Wei in one of the many battles between the two. Jiang Wei's goal was to take one of the Wei fortresses. Deng Ai engaged Jiang Wei's forces and was able to win a few early battles, and Jiang Wei retreated for a short distance before making camp. Deng Ai order his troops to set up defences along a river, since the nearby Jiang Wei forces would certainly return. After 3 days, Jiang Wei's forces did indeed return. But they simply camped and did not prepare to cross the river. Deng Ai sensed that Jiang Wei's main forces had gone around the river to take the fortress directly, so he ordered all forces to retreat back to the fortress to defend. Everything was just as Deng Ai had predicted, and due to his prior preparations, Jiang Wei's siege at the fortress ended in a failure. Jiang Wei had used the tactic wrongly, because his forces at the river did not draw enough enemy attention to cause them to stay at the river.



* Prior to the Battle of Normandy, the Allies wanted to draw the Axis attention away from Normandy. An entirely fictitious First U.S. Army Group ("FUSAG"), was created for this purpose. Dummy tanks, trucks, planes and camps were made. They were placed in an area which led Germany to believe that the actual large scale invasion would take place in Pas de Calais. The air defense in this area was at a minimum, to allow Luftwaffe to photograph them easily. Allied naval bombardment was focused on Pas de Calais instead of Normandy. Dummy paratroopers were also used to create further uncertainty on the Germany side regarding the actual location of the invasion. This led the German defense forces into disorder, and allowed the Normandy operation to be carried out with "relative" ease.



9. Watch the fires burning across the river (traditional Chinese: 隔岸觀火; simplified Chinese: 隔岸观火; pinyin: Gé àn guān huǒ)




Delay entering the field of battle until all the other players have become exhausted fighting amongst themselves. Then go in at full strength and pick up the pieces.




10. Hide a knife behind a smile (traditional Chinese: 笑裏藏刀; simplified Chinese: 笑里藏刀; pinyin: Xiào lǐ cáng dāo)




Charm and ingratiate yourself to your enemy. When you have gained his trust, move against him in secret.




11. Sacrifice the plum tree to preserve the peach tree (Chinese: 李代桃僵; pinyin: Lǐ dài táo jiāng)




There are circumstances in which you must sacrifice short-term objectives in order to gain the long-term goal. This is the scapegoat strategy whereby someone else suffers the consequences so that the rest do not.




Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms Period demonstrated this strategy. During a siege, Cao's supplies ran low so he called in the supply captain and told him to dilute the rice with water to save grains. When the soldiers started to complain, Cao ordered for the captain to be killed. He would explain to his troops that the captain had been selling supplies to the enemy. This raised the army's morale and they were victorious in a few more days.



12. Take the opportunity to pilfer a goat (traditional Chinese: 順手牽羊; simplified Chinese: 顺手牵羊; pinyin: Shùn shǒu qiān yáng)




While carrying out your plans be flexible enough to take advantage of any opportunity that presents itself, however small, and avail yourself of any profit, however slight.




Chapter 3: Attacking Stratagems




13. Startle the snake by hitting the grass around it (traditional Chinese: 打草驚蛇; simplified Chinese: 打草惊蛇; pinyin: Dá cǎo jīng shé)




Do something unaimed, but spectacular ("hitting the grass") to provoke a response of the enemy ("startle the snake"), thereby giving away his plans or position, or just taunt him. Do something unusual, strange, and unexpected as this will arouse the enemy's suspicion and disrupt his thinking. More widely used as "[Do not] startle the snake by hitting the grass". An imprudent act will give your position or intentions away to the enemy.




14. Borrow a corpse to resurrect the soul (traditional Chinese: 借屍還魂; simplified Chinese: 借尸还魂; pinyin: Jiè shī huán hún)




Take an institution, a technology, or a method that has been forgotten or discarded and appropriate it for your own purpose. Revive something from the past by giving it a new purpose or bring to life old ideas, customs, or traditions and reinterpret them to fit your purposes.




15. Entice the tiger to leave its mountain lair (traditional Chinese: 調虎離山; simplified Chinese: 调虎离山; pinyin: Diào hǔ lí shān)




Never directly attack an opponent whose advantage is derived from its position. Instead lure him away from his position thus separating him from his source of strength.




At the Battle of Hastings the Normans were initially unable to break the Saxon shield wall placed at the top of a hill, however by feigning retreat they were able to entice some of the Saxons to break ranks and opened a gap that allowed them to scatter the Saxon army.



16. In order to capture, one must let loose (traditional Chinese: 欲擒故縱; simplified Chinese: 欲擒故纵; pinyin: Yù qín gū zòng)




Cornered prey will often mount a final desperate attack. To prevent this you let the enemy believe he still has a chance for freedom. His will to fight is thus dampened by his desire to escape. When in the end the freedom is proven a falsehood the enemy's morale will be defeated and he will surrender without a fight.




17. Tossing out a brick to get a jade gem (traditional Chinese: 拋磚引玉; simplified Chinese: 抛砖引玉; pinyin: Pāo zhuān yǐn yù)




Bait someone by making him believe he gains something or just make him react to it ("toss out a brick") and obtain something valuable from him in return ("get a jade gem").




This proverb is based on a story involving two famous poets of the Tang Dynasty. There was a great poet named Zhao Gu (趙嘏) and another lesser poet by the name of Chang Jian (常建). While Chang Jian was traveling in Suzhou, he heard news that Zhao Gu would be visiting a temple in the area. Chang Jian wished to learn from the master poet, so he devised a plan and went to the temple in advance, then wrote a poem on the temple walls with only two of the four lines completed, hoping Zhao Gu would see it and finish the poem. Zhao Gu acted as Chang Jian foresaw, and from this story came the proverb.



* Often, China lures foreign investors with the prospect of astronomical returns; in China, they discover that the figures were grossly overestimated and face technology transfer treaties or suffer from industrial espionage. (After von Senger)
* Advance fee fraud targets this belief in the victims: They are made believe they will make sizable gains ("get a jade gem"), but first must make down payments ("toss a brick"). As the initiators did "Create something from Nothing" (strategem no. 7), the victims lose their payments.



18. Defeat the enemy by capturing their chief (traditional Chinese: 擒賊擒王; simplified Chinese: 擒贼擒王; pinyin: Qín zéi qín wáng)




If the enemy's army is strong but is allied to the commander only by money or threats, then take aim at the leader. If the commander falls the rest of the army will disperse or come over to your side. If, however, they are allied to the leader through loyalty then beware, the army can continue to fight on after his death out of vengeance.




Chapter 4: Chaos Stratagems




19. Remove the firewood under the cooking pot (Chinese: 釜底抽薪; pinyin: Fǔ dǐ chōu xīn)




Take out the leading argument or asset of someone; "steal someone's thunder".




20. Catch a fish while the water is disturbed (traditional Chinese: 混水摸魚; simplified Chinese: 混水摸鱼; pinyin: Hún shuǐ mō yú)




Create confusion and use this confusion to further your own goals.




21. Slough off the cicada's golden shell (traditional Chinese: 金蟬脱殼; simplified Chinese: 金蝉脱壳; pinyin: Jīn chán tuō qiào)




Mask yourself. Either leave flamboyant traits behind, thus going incognito; or just masquerade yourself and create an illusion to fit your goals and distract others.




With the Battle of Gallipoli evacuation the British and Anzac forces were able to retreat without being routed by creating the illusion that their trenches remained occupied.



22. Shut the door to catch the thief (traditional Chinese: 關門捉賊; simplified Chinese: 关门捉贼; pinyin: Guān mén zhōu zéi)




If you have the chance to completely capture the enemy then you should do so thereby bringing the battle or war to a quick and lasting conclusion. To allow your enemy to escape plants the seeds for future conflict. But if they succeed in escaping, be wary of giving chase.




23. Befriend a distant state while attacking a neighbour (traditional Chinese: 遠交近攻; simplified Chinese: 远交近攻; pinyin: Yuǎn jiāo jìn gōng)




It is known that nations that border each other become enemies while nations separated by distance and obstacles make better allies. When you are the strongest in one field, your greatest threat is from the second strongest in your field, not the strongest from another field.




Otto von Bismarck made the League of the Three Emperors and treaties with the British Empire and Italy in order to isolate France, from which he feared an attack.



24. Obtain safe passage to conquer the State of Guo (Chinese: 假道伐虢; pinyin: Jiǎ dào fá Guó)




Borrow the resources of an ally to attack a common enemy. Once the enemy is defeated, use those resources to turn on the ally that lent you them in the first place.




The Peninsular War started when Napoleon attempted to conquer Spain by stealth, under the guise of friendship and forming an alliance against Britain and Portugal.




Chapter 5, Proximate Stratagems




25. Replace the beams with rotten timbers (traditional Chinese: 偷梁換柱; simplified Chinese: 偷梁换柱; pinyin: Tōu liáng huàn zhù)




Disrupt the enemy's formations, interfere with their methods of operations, change the rules in which they are used to follow, go contrary to their standard training. In this way you remove the supporting pillar, the common link that makes a group of men an effective fighting force.




26. Point at the mulberry tree while cursing the locust tree (traditional Chinese: 指桑罵槐; simplified Chinese: 指桑骂槐; pinyin: Zhǐ sāng mà huái)




To discipline, control, or warn others whose status or position excludes them from direct confrontation; use analogy and innuendo. Without directly naming names, those accused cannot retaliate without revealing their complicity.




27. Feign madness but keep your balance (traditional Chinese: 假痴不癲; simplified Chinese: 假痴不癫; pinyin: Jiǎ chī bù diān)




Hide behind the mask of a fool, a drunk, or a madman to create confusion about your intentions and motivations. Lure your opponent into underestimating your ability until, overconfident, he drops his guard. Then you may attack.




Lucius Junius Brutus feigned idiocy for many years while he secretly prepared to depose Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, the last King of Rome.



28. Remove the ladder when the enemy has ascended to the roof (Chinese: 上屋抽梯; pinyin: Shàng wū chōu tī)




With baits and deceptions, lure your enemy into treacherous terrain. Then cut off his lines of communication and avenue of escape. To save himself, he must fight both your own forces and the elements of nature.




The Grande Armee was destroyed in the 1812 invasion of Russia by a combination of the Russian winter, a scorched earth strategy, and the Russian army. Napoleon had been spurred on by the prize of capturing Moscow and with it the defeat of Russia; however, all he found was a burnt out and empty city and his forces cut off in hostile terrain and weather with no supplies.



29. Deck the tree with false blossoms (traditional Chinese: 樹上開花; simplified Chinese: 树上开花; pinyin: Shù shàng kāi huā)




Tying silk blossoms on a dead tree gives the illusion that the tree is healthy. Through the use of artifice and disguise, make something of no value appear valuable; of no threat appear dangerous; of no use appear useful.




30. Make the host and the guest exchange roles (traditional Chinese: 反客為主; simplified Chinese: 反客为主; pinyin: Fǎn kè wéi zhǔ)




Usurp leadership in a situation where you are normally subordinate. Infiltrate your target.




Chapter 6: Defeat Stratagems




31. The beauty trap(honey trap) (traditional Chinese: 美人計; simplified Chinese: 美人计; pinyin: Měi rén jì)




Send your enemy beautiful women to cause discord within his camp. This strategy can work on three levels. First, the ruler becomes so enamoured with the beauty that he neglects his duties and allows his vigilance to wane. Second, other males at court will begin to display aggressive behaviour that inflames minor differences hindering co-operation and destroying morale. Third, other females at court, motivated by jealousy and envy, begin to plot intrigues further exacerbating the situation.




Even though this has been done many times, perhaps the most famous historical example is Xi Shi who was sent to the State of Wu during the Spring and Autumn Period.



32. The empty fort strategy (traditional Chinese: 空城計; simplified Chinese: 空城计; pinyin: Kōng chéng jì)




When the enemy is superior in numbers and your situation is such that you expect to be overrun at any moment, then drop all pretence of military preparedness and act casually. Unless the enemy has an accurate description of your situation, this unusual behaviour will arouse suspicions. With luck, he will be dissuaded from attacking.




33. Let the enemy's own spy sow discord in the enemy camp (traditional Chinese: 反間計; simplified Chinese: 反间计; pinyin: Fǎn jiàn jì)




Undermine your enemy's ability to fight by secretly causing discord between him and his friends, allies, advisors, family, commanders, soldiers, and population. While he is preoccupied settling internal disputes, his ability to attack or defend, is compromised.




During the Second World War the German intelligence agency the Abwehr under Wilhelm Canaris actively colluded with the Allies to undermine the Nazi regime.



34. Inflict injury on one's self to win the enemy's trust (traditional Chinese: 苦肉計; simplified Chinese: 苦肉计; pinyin: Kǔ ròu jì)




Pretending to be injured has two possible applications. In the first, the enemy is lulled into relaxing his guard since he no longer considers you to be an immediate threat. The second is a way of ingratiating yourself to your enemy by pretending the injury was caused by a mutual enemy.




This strategy was perhaps best demonstrated during the Spring and Autumn Period. After his defeat by King Fuchai of Wu, King Goujian of Yue pretended to go to Wu to become a servant of Fuchai. After gaining Fuchai's trust, Guo Jian was allow back to Yue. There he strengthened his military and in 482 BC while Fuchai was trying to gain hegemony, he attacked and conquered the capital. Some years later in 478 BC, he annexed Wu and forced Fuchai to commit suicide.



35. Chain stratagems (traditional Chinese: 連環計; simplified Chinese: 连环计; pinyin: Lián huán jì)




In important matters, one should use several stratagems applied simultaneously after another as in a chain of stratagems. Keep different plans operating in an overall scheme; however, in this manner if any one strategy fails, then the chain breaks and the whole scheme fails.




36. If everything else fails, retreat (traditional Chinese: 走為上; simplified Chinese: 走为上; pinyin: Zǒu wéi shàng)



If it becomes obvious that your current course of action will lead to defeat, then retreat and regroup. When your side is losing, there are only three choices remaining: surrender, compromise, or escape. Surrender is complete defeat, compromise is half defeat, but escape is not defeat. As long as you are not defeated, you still have a chance.



This is the most famous one of the 36th strategy, immortalized in the form of a Chinese idiom: "Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing is best." (三十六計，走為上策 - sānshí liù jì, zǒu wèi shàng cè)

Metal Gear Huelga chronicles

A este paso snake se nos muere de viejo, como the end en el Metal Gear 3!!!



continua hoy mi periplo en la busqueda del santo grial de los videojuegos!!!

Metal Gear Huelga los camiones de los patriotas

Acabo de venir de pasear por la Gran Via Madrileña, pues soy ciudadano de Madriki o Madriles o como quieran ustedes llamarlo, y cuando e entrado en el Game de Callao y me han dicho que en el almacen no tenian unidades y que dudaban mucho sobre lo de tenerlo mañana en las tiendas, asi que me han entrado ganas de quemarles el garito o algo peor, que yo sepa, Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the patriots va de guerras sobre la crisis del petroleo, '' que ironico a la par que simpatico'' , ''hay que joderse'' , asi que atenua las consciencias sobre lo que a de venir en un futuro no muy legano, ¿pero? ¿por que los españoles nos hemos adelantado?, que yo sepa la crisis es internacional y nos afecta a todos, no solamente a los camioneros, afecta a tu padre, a tu abuelo y a los alemanes que comen salchichas, ''a todos, a todos, a todos'' lo unico que se me ocurre es infiltrarme en la huelga cojer el camion y ponerme a entregar yo mismo los pales con un estilo que estaria entre Nico Bellic y Solid Snake, un poco de infiltration, un poco de sneaking, un poco de tirar de movil, codec y GPS, y liarme a tiros con los huelguistas, los piquetes, la policia y la guardia civil. ''Que a groso modo es de lo que va el Metal Gear Solid 4''.
Lo unico que tengo claro se que tarde o temprano tendre una copia de este juego, espero que el precio que page por el no sea la carcel, por tenerlo, lo tengo reservado desde hace bastante, y voy a repetir lo de que no comprendo porque de una crisis internacional, los mas afectados son los transportistas españoles.
PD:
Como no me vendan este juego mañana, voy a abrir un blog dedicado a los dias de espera, las distribuidoras y tiendas que lo tengan, y de las que no.
Soy un tipo politicamente entre al izquierda, los sociatas o inclusibe anarquista e incendiario, y no e apoyado esta huelga desde el principio, sin saber que me iba a ver yo mismo afectado, y esque ''por tercera vez'' LA CRISIS DEL PETROLEO ES MUNDIAL Y NOS AFECTA A TODOS.
Es mas yo a dia de hoy estoy en paro, pero soy almacenero y a mi los jefes me han obligado a ir al curro inclusibe los dias de huelga, estoy hasta las narices de que siempre se quejen los que se pueden permitir quejarse y los obreretes rasos se tengan que joder trabajando horas extras ''porque el camion llega tarde'' MCD,
ademas no me jodas que el que compra una cabina de camion por 18.000.000 de pesetas no tenga para gasolina, mi sueldo no suele superar los 1000 euros, y soy yo el que se come los marrones SIEMPRE.

Snake!!!!
Snakeeeeee!!!!
Liate a tiros y reparte esos pellets, que los que somos fieles a la saga, ya sebemos que ''EL MAL'' se esconde detras de la crisis del petroleo.

Lost gadgets mas lostunantes

Pues eso, que pese a ser posiblemente la mejor serie de la historia, intrinsecamente a de ser ridicula, falsa y si me apuran cutre y patatera.
Aspiradoras y afinadores o metronomos, que mas da, esto se a venido haciendo desde siempre, pero cuando la historia es tan rotunda que no deja que se te ocurra pensar en lo cutre que realmente es, pues eso...
Resulta que estas viendo los productos del teletienda, y encima te parecen tecnologia interesante.
Solamente espero que esto no sea ninguna estrategia comercial, o publicidad subliminal de esa.
!!!Por que al final son todos unos cabrones.



Atentos a esto, porque lo mismo explota, que vete tu a saber.












Cuando simplemente es un metronomo.







Y lo del aspirador no tiene precio.




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XDXDXD

Bueno... Regina as a.k.a. Zoë Bell ''la loca''

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A de... y B de Banjulio

Si, si, yo con lo de la play no era piratilla y tal, pero despues de que me saltara tres veces el portatil al que le desactive yo por la fuerza bruta ''format C:'', el programa ese que traen los ordenatas por defecto, simplemente para demostrarme que podia instalar estudio 64 de debian y lo logre, pero entonces ableton saltaba cada 180 dias , ese programa que suelen traer por defecto con crack y usando la version crack del susodicho banjulio program todo era el caos y como ableton es el unico sequencer al que no le tengo miedo...
Asi fue como perdi muchos temas...
Los mejores......
y me dije, esto no te va a pasar nunca mas!!!
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¿se colgara otra vez?

Lost Faraday - Regina Payload Lost episode

# Michael Faraday (22 de septiembre de 1791 - 25 de agosto de 1867) fue un físico inglés, que investigó el electromagnetismo. James Clerk Maxwell tomó el trabajo de Faraday, y otros, y se consolidó con un conjunto de ecuaciones que constituyeron la base de las teorías de los fenómenos electromagnéticos, hasta que la mayoría de sus principios fueron refutados por la Teoría de la Relatividad General de Albert Einstein.




# Los experimentos de Michael Faraday sirvieron para desestimar la existencia del eter, pues concluyó que los fotones no se comportaban como si existieran en un medio materal. Casualmente (o no tanto) en la isla realiza la observación de que la luz (los fotones) se comportan de un modo extraño.

Lost Valis Philip K. Dick Locke Ben

Hablemos de la novela que le baja Locke a ben, la segunda vez que lo tiene bajo custodia, ''recordemos que la primera vez le recomienda Los hermanos Karamazov de Fyodor Dostoevsky'' en este libro se habla de las relaciones del hermano mayor con Bakunin y de experimentos psicologicos basados en intentar no pensar en un oso polar por un periodo de cinco minutos y que realmente habla sobre la oscuridad o tenebrosidad de la condición humana y en definitiva de existencialismo.
A lo que que Ben responde con un, ¿no tendras algo de Stephen King?
Pero la novela que le baja Locke a ben esta sugunda vez es Valis de Philip K. Dick,
En esta novela se puede encontrar como el mas comun de los mortales esta sometido cual mistico, al devenir de la comunicación que una entidad superior ''Dios-ETA-USSR-EEUU'' mantiene con el y en ella el lector debe de suponer que su protagonista Amacaballo Fat ''simplemente esta como una regadera'', pues la otra forma de leerlo seria decir que ''Dios-ETA-USSR-EEUU'' dominan el mundo y nadie somos libres de escapar de sus tentaculos.
La novela en si es una ''paradoja'' pues en realidad ''Dios-ETA-USSR-EEUU'' al menos existe en la cabeza de su protagonista Amacaballo Fat ''y para el esta es la realidad absoluta'' asi que para meternos en su piel debemos de asumir que ''Dios-ETA-USSR-EEUU'' no solamente existe en sentido metaforico, para nuestro Amacaballo, si no que esa realidad es tan valida para el como para ti asumir que el esta simplemente como una regadera.
Asi que pasamos del simple existencialismo al pluri-existencialismo.
Si crees en dios puedes hacer otro articulo y contar esto mismo pero al reves.
y aun asi, la diferencia entre tu articulo y el mio estarian englobadas en ese ''pluri-existencialismo''.

''Los locos no piensan que se estan volviendo locos, ellos creen que estan cuerdos''

- ''Locke a Jack''

Esta frase tambien me la soltó un colega en Holanda cuando el dije que creia que me estaba volviendo loco y no cambio mi estado animico para ese dia, pero cambio mi forma de contemplar las cosas.
Y Valis para mi es exactamente eso, un libro que puede hacer que cambies tu manera de contemplar la vida, pues estes del lado que estes, siempre habra otros puntos de vista, que si bien a ti, puede que no te afecten directamente, las decisiones que tomen esas otras personas estaran tan fundamentadas ''erroneamente o no'' como las tuyas propias.
En definitiva multiversos y pluri-existencialismo.
Lo de ''DO IT YOURSELF'' de Robert Anton Wilson, a mi manera de verlo es valido para los supuestos cuerdos que quieran enfermar, pues normalmente las personas llegan a estos estados por causas diversas y si toda teoria, fundamento o ''Dios-ETA-USSR-EEUU'' pueden actuar de manera posiva en nuestra percepción de la vida ''creo que si existe un canon ''real-valido-verdadero'' que diferencia la cordura de la locura.
Nadie puede escapar de su realidad, pero es mas libre el que en menos cosas creé.
No deberiamos de tener ni lenguage, nos iria incluso mejor.
No seriamos ni conscientes, ni felices, pero tampoco apreciariamos mucho las diferencias, que son las que separan tu mundo del mio.
Salud, Amor, Paz y Entropia a los hombres de buena voluntad.
Y repito ''YO NO CREO EN DIOS'' pero soy esclavo del lenguaje.

Dharma van vs DeLorean [!] Shambala

Shamballa : Su leyenda dice que cuando llegué su rey número 32 (23 al revés) entonces llegarán unos bárbaros armados, con armas muy peligrosas y atacarán Shamballa.
Y termina de manera que este rey y todos sus seguidores serán destruídos.
Todo el mundo es útil, todo el mundo es tipo
Sobre la carretera de Shambala
ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah





Dharma van vs DeLorean [!] Shambala
-''Back to the Lost Future''.



"

ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Todo el mundo es útil, todo el mundo es tipo
Sobre la carretera de Shambala
Todo el mundo está de suerte, todo el mundo es tan amables
Sobre la carretera de Shambala

ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

¿Cómo funciona su luz brille, en las salas de Shambala
¿Cómo funciona su luz brille, en las salas de Shambala
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PSX PS2 & PSP : Juegoteka de Mesaru36

Con la play 2 me dio por no ser un ''Pirata'' y son pocos pero creo que estan los mejores.

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Metal Gear Lost [!] 01

Snake is once again deployed into a D-21 drone launched from an M-21,
And Daniel Faraday parachuted onto the island from a helicopter experiencing problems with its navigational systems. ''¿parecidos razonables?'' [!]



Naked Snake MGS3 vs Daniel Faraday Lost

The Cardboard Box : Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Metal Gear Cardboard Box ''caja de carton'' : usos, abusos, prejuicios y desafios.



DAFT PUNK - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Work It Make It Do It Makes Us
Harder Better Faster Stronger
More Than Hour Our Never
Ever After Work is Over [x2]

Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
More Than Ever Hour After
Our Work Is Never Over

My Metal Gear Solid comic book

The Metal Gear Solid comic book is written by Kris Oprisko, with artwork by Ashley Wood.